No Pubic Hair on iPhones!

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Grindr, the American gay male connections application – with lesbian and straight versions on the way, just marked its first birthday. There was a party to celebrate it in many cities, including Sydney, but there is now something missing. Instead of greeting their second year with characteristic brashness, the site declared a ban on photo images of pubic hair, sexually explicit imagery and anything revealing the beast below the waist.

In future, all users must comply with the strict new guidelines or their images and text will face, at worst removal, at least, cropping. This is not a solitary venture on Grindr’s part. It is an integral component of the company’s attempt to abide by the PG-13 or family-friendly standards implemented by Apple for all iPhone applications. The new rules are very specific – read explicit.

“No bare skin below the waistline (hip bone area) or above the upper thighs can be shown,” … “Pants and shorts must be worn normally, buttoned, and not pulled or hanging down.” The users are also not permitted to post “images that show suggestive or overly sexual poses,” and “contain sex props and toys, including the use of fruits/vegetables.”

The new rules also take into consideration profiles. Barred are all references to sexual acts or to the participating organs. Users cannot refer to any intention or desire to take part in unsafe sex. However, they can continue to send explicitly sexual messages to each other containing images of pubic hair, genitalia, etc, via private messages.

Vagazzle – The Low Down On A New Word

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Category : Bikini Hair (For the Ladies!), celebrity pubic hair, Pubic Hair News!

There is a new meaning to “putting on the Ritz” these days.  If you want that total glow from tip to toe, you have to vagazzle.

Vagazzle means glamorizing the most intimate part of your feminine body – your lady parts, your snatch, your vagina. This new term, popularized by Completely Bare Spa, New York, has become more prominent on the fashion swinging scene since Jennifer Love Hewitt told George Lopez on his show, Lopez Tonight, she was not obviously just hot but “hot pink.”

Hot pink is but one of the new looks for those who can afford the stick-on Swarovski crystals. From random colored patterns to specific designs, there are oh so many colors, shapes and motifs possible to try – flowers, butterflies, spiders are all possible. You can also “glow like a disco ball” in the dark. Helps with navigation, I suppose.

According to Jennifer, she first became an intimate fan “after a break-up.” A close friend tried it out on her. She appreciated it so much, she has continued the practice ever since.

Does it help your love life? Well, according to the owner of the Completely Bare Spa, Cindy Barshop, men love it when the woman in their life surprises them with a vagazzle.

Lady Gaga – Down Under Dirty

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Category : Bikini Hair (For the Ladies!), celebrity pubic hair, Pubic Hair News!

If Lady GaGa ever catches him or her, this snatch sneak thief is going to be more than pink, yes pink, -handed.

Figure skater Johnny Weir’s favorite performing artist is missing some pink public hair – not hers, you understand, those from one of her precious mannequins. The life sized and anatomically correct Vivienne Westwood – inspired dolls go with Lady Gaga everywhere. They stand on stage and lounge in the wings to inspire her as she struts her stuff during the Monster Ball Tour to support Poker Face.

Now, however, one of them has been snatched bare. It is part of her tour Down Under and it seems some fan has done just that gone down under, where no fan has ever dared to go before. If Lady Gaga and her entourage have their way, no one will pass this way again.

Source: http://www.showbizspy.com/article/201912/lady-gagas-pink-pubic-hair-goes-missing.html

Jo Brand’s Mrs Thatcher Pubic hair Joke is OK

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COMIC Jo Brand has been cleared by the BBC Trust over a gag in which she claimed “Lady Thatcher” sounded like a pubic hair removal device.

The body also decided not to uphold complaints about 52-year-old Jo’s quips about incontinence which she made on the same QI show earlier this year. One viewer claimed the jokes were ageist and sexist.
Controller Jay Hunt said the comments were not poking fun at the former Prime Minister, just her name, and the jokes about incontinence were deemed as “editorially justified”.

(c) http://www.dailystar.co.uk

Lack of Pubic Hair Prevents Flashing Conviction!

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AN ALLEGED flasher from Flintshire has been found not guilty because he did not have any pubic hair.

The man’s bald pubic area was the central piece of evidence in the trial of Matthew Smith, alleged to have dropped his shorts and exposed himself to a woman outside his home in Mold.

The woman told magistrates that she saw a lot of pubic hair.

But Smith pleaded not guilty and said she was clearly mistaken – because he did not have any.

Magistrates at Wrexham heard how Smith had said the same thing in his police interview.

Brian Cross, defending, told how police officers had actually examined him and later confirmed the claim.

Magistrates returned and found him not guilty of a charge of exposing his genitals outside his home at Maes y March in Mold on the morning of November 11

Smith, 30 was on bail at the time for two sets of public order offences involving neighbours.

He is awaiting sentence for those after pleading guilty.

(c) http://www.leaderlive.co.uk

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