Male Genital Hair Removal – Stuff you Need to Know

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Category : Male Pubic Hair

Male genital hair removal is catching on these days. After years of being considered as primarily a female beauty thing, it’s finally okay to come out of the closet and admit “I have a shaved penis!”

So what exactly is going on here? Why has male genital hair removal finally caught on?

If you ask us, it comes down to, well, all the girls walking around with a shaved vagina. The look and feel of the Brazilian is great in bed, and that’s double so when it’s coupled with a Bald Eagle. When you have hairy pubes, each one works like an antenna or a cat’s whisker, stimulating the nerves underneath. When you get the pubic hair out of the way, though, you wind up with nothing but pure skin-on-skin contact, touching those nerve endings to other nerve endings.

It’s just plain better to couple shaving vagina with shaving your penis. That’s all there is to it. Sex is just more rewarding for everyone involved.

Unfortunately, there aren’t a lot of guides out there on shaving your balls. Heretofore, men have mostly refered to shaving bikini line guides and simply applied that to the ol’ family jewels. However, there are a few details you might not find in those guides…

Pull your Scrotum Tight

When you shave your face, you can press against the flesh and bone underneath to get a firm, close shave. Not so with the beans and franks. Pull all the skin tight to create a smooth, flat surface for shaving, otherwise you’re going to wind up with a strange, half-shaved, half-hairy sort of look, and that’s not exactly the sexy look and feel you were after, is it?

Attention to Detail!

The male reproductive organs are sort of… tricky. They change shape and size at will. You need to be sure to keep looking around every corner, look in every nook and cranny to make sure you don’t have any pubes hiding from you.

Use Moisturizing Gel or Foam

Sure, moisturized creams aren’t as manly as soap and water, but do you want your gonads to look like a kid with bad acne? Of course not, so swallow your pride and use something that’ll be cool and gentle on Little You. You need to moisturize!

Look Carefully to See Where the Hair is Pointing

Shaving bikini lines, you always know how to shave with the grain: Downward, but the male reproductive organs, again, are tricky when it comes to where the hair is hiding and where it’s pointing. Look carefully, and then get into the genital hair removal.

So you Want to Learn how to Shave your Balls…

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Category : Male Pubic Hair

Everyone knows how to shave the triangle, but how to shave your balls? That’s the kind of thing that only trained professionals can do, right?

Wrong!

In five short steps, we’ll teach you how to shave your balls like a pro! No nicks or scrapes, no razor burn, no bumps no nothin’! Just clean, smooth, baby bottom balls in ten minutes flat! Nut up and read on!

Step One- Get yourself a warm wash cloth

Pubic hair is kind of coarse and tough. If you’ve ever tried shaving the ol’ knapsack before and wound up with red bumps or irritated skin, it’s probably because you just jumped right in with the foam and razor.

What you want to do is take a warm wash cloth, soak it in hot water for a couple minutes, and then apply it to the family jewels for a couple more minutes. This softens up the Short’n’Curlies for an easier, closer shave with less irritation.

Step Two- Use your girlfriend’s shaving foam/gel

The plain white lather you use on your face is great for beard hair, but trust us, you want something moisturizing for the ol’ wedding tackle. You may want to borrow one of her razors, too. And by “borrow”, we mean make sure to grab a fresh one, and then don’t give it back to her because she’s not gonna want it.

Step Three- Pull the skin tight

This one’s kind of a no-brainer, right? You pull the skin on your face tight when you shave, well you want to do the same thing if you want to learn how to shave your balls the right way. Otherwise you’re going to get a weird, uneven shave, and, if we can coin a phrase here, a “scrot-tee” just looks silly.

Step Four- Take your time!

The scrotum is probably the trickiest part of the body to shave because… it’s all skin. No muscle or bone underneath to keep it firm, no nothin’. So take your time, don’t rush it, and for heaven’s sake, be careful! If you can only get a centimetre at a time, so be it. Don’t worry, you’ll get quicker the more you practice.

Step Five- Do it daily, but skip a day

If you shave again the day after your first Mister Clean, you’re going to irritate the fresh skin that had theretofore been protected by a layer of lush, luxurious hair. You may be in a hurry to keep practicing now that you know how to shave your balls, but take a day off or you’ll wind up with those nasty red bumps.

So two days after, and every day or every other day after that, you’ll want to do it again, because when it grows back, it itches. Think of it like a five o’ clock shadow rubbing up against your tallywhacker all day (so if you change your mind, be prepared for a day or two of your buddies making fun of your constant ball-scratching while the hair comes back in).

So there you have it! If you follow all these instructions, you should now be a pro when it comes to knowing how to shave your balls! Good luck and godspeed!

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